Get the PODAWFUL™ REDMODE version of this shirt at AWFUL.TECH & use promo code AWFUL20 for 20% off that shit. 🚨BREAKING: Y2K MORBID CHIC IS BACK & IT’S ARMED (WITH STYLE)🚨 Who needs true crime podcasts when you can wear the live leak energy of 2003 on your chest? Introducing the “Pizza Bomber Fit Check” tee a throwback to the golden age of tabloid chaos, where every crime scene came with its own paparazzi flash. Featuring Bryan "Poppin Collars" Wells a.k.a. the Pizza Bomber, part delivery guy, part hostage, part fashion icon (peep the “GUESS” tee and those deadstock New…
Get the PODAWFUL™ REDMODE version of this shirt at AWFUL.TECH & use promo code AWFUL20 for 20% off that shit.
🚨BREAKING: Y2K MORBID CHIC IS BACK & IT’S ARMED (WITH STYLE)🚨
Who needs true crime podcasts when you can wear the live leak energy of 2003 on your chest? Introducing the “Pizza Bomber Fit Check” tee a throwback to the golden age of tabloid chaos, where every crime scene came with its own paparazzi flash.
Featuring Bryan "Poppin Collars" Wells a.k.a. the Pizza Bomber, part delivery guy, part hostage, part fashion icon (peep the “GUESS” tee and those deadstock New Balances). This shirt pulls security cam drip straight from a Bank heist and slaps it with annotations like it’s a streetwear lookbook.
🧠 Brainwashed or trendsetting? 🍕 Pizza delivery or doomed fashion shoot? 💣 Collar bomb or avant-garde accessory?
Y2K didn’t just give us rhinestones and ringtones it gave us catastrophes with character. And this shirt delivers that sweet, vintage panic-porn aesthetic with all the tact of a MySpace bulletins titled “WTF HAPPENED TO HIS NECK?!?”
No politics, no true crime ethics. Just pure, uncut morbid nostalgia served hot, messy, and mostly iconic.
Buy it now or risk being the only one at the party not ironically referencing federal tragedies.
🧨 WEAR IT TO:
Court dates
Gas stations at 3am
Your cousin’s conspiracy theory podcast launch
Or just while eating a Hot Pocket and watching grainy crime docs on YouTube
ACT NOW. Supplies are limited, public outrage isn't.
This hoodie is evidence, of your great taste.
Modern and built for the streets—this hoodie’s got that clean everyday look with serious comfort. True-to-size cut, smooth cotton face, and ideal for layering or lounging. Your new go-to, no matter the forecast.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester • Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester • Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester • Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²) • 100% cotton face • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Double-needle topstitch on all seams • Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband • Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets • Under 5% shrinkage
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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