đđĽBREAKING: YOUR TORSO IS INFECTED WITH 33 ULTRA-DANGEROUS CULTURAL DISEASESđĽđYOU WONâT BELIEVE WHAT NUMBER 19 IS! Just when you thought it was safe to go outside (or touch grass) the Y2K Panic Parade is BACK, and this time, it's screen-printed on your chest. Introducing the âWORLD WAR THREEâ Tee, a violently nostalgic blend of 2000s energy drink label design and terminal modern dread. Weâve hijacked the logos of your childhood, the same ones used for Doritos, Mountain Dew, Guitar Hero, and repurposed them to spell out todayâs bullshit. Why? Because morbid sensationalism used to be FUN, and weâre bringing it back…
đđĽBREAKING: YOUR TORSO IS INFECTED WITH 33 ULTRA-DANGEROUS CULTURAL DISEASESđĽđ YOU WONâT BELIEVE WHAT NUMBER 19 IS!Â
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside (or touch grass) the Y2K Panic Parade is BACK, and this time, it's screen-printed on your chest. Introducing the âWORLD WAR THREEâ Tee, a violently nostalgic blend of 2000s energy drink label design and terminal modern dread.
Weâve hijacked the logos of your childhood, the same ones used for Doritos, Mountain Dew, Guitar Hero, and repurposed them to spell out todayâs bullshit. Why? Because morbid sensationalism used to be FUN, and weâre bringing it back like low-rise jeans and public meltdowns.
Highlights include: 𧏠âMicroplasticsâ They're in your balls! â˘ď¸ âWW3â The worldâs ending and you might as well look good! đ§**âGoy Slopâ** Itâs whatâs for dinner, baby!
So go ahead. Wear the crisis. Irony is back. Graphic tees are loud again. And World War 3? Itâs got a new logo.
Wear it to the back alley vape raves hosted in an abandoned Chuck E. Cheeseâs. Wear it to piss off the boomers. Wear it to brunch. It's like if your Xbox 360 dashboard got hacked by Alex Jones.
Because if the worldâs ending, you might as well look sponsored.
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Want a tee with a flattering fit and sturdy construction? Look no further. This box tee is the best choice for relaxed streetwear looks and layering. With a reinforced neckline and luxe feel, this shirt will be your go-to choice season after season.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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