šš„BREAKING: YOUR TORSO IS INFECTED WITH 33 ULTRA-DANGEROUS CULTURAL DISEASESš„šYOU WONāT BELIEVE WHAT NUMBER 19 IS!Ā Just when you thought it was safe to go outside (or touch grass) theĀ Y2K Panic Parade is BACK, and this time, it's in a vinyl STICKERPACK. 22Ā STICKERSĀ violently nostalgic blend of 2000s energy drink label design and terminal modern dread. Weāve hijacked the logos of your childhood, the same ones used for Doritos, Mountain Dew, Guitar Hero, and repurposed them to spell out todayās bullshit. Why? Because morbid sensationalism used to be FUN, and weāre bringing it back like low-rise jeans and public meltdowns. Highlights…
šš„BREAKING: YOUR TORSO IS INFECTED WITH 33 ULTRA-DANGEROUS CULTURAL DISEASESš„š YOU WONāT BELIEVE WHAT NUMBER 19 IS!Ā
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside (or touch grass) theĀ Y2K Panic Parade is BACK, and this time, it's in a vinyl STICKERPACK.22Ā STICKERSĀ violently nostalgic blend of 2000s energy drink label design and terminal modern dread.
Weāve hijacked the logos of your childhood, the same ones used for Doritos, Mountain Dew, Guitar Hero, and repurposed them to spell out todayās bullshit. Why? Because morbid sensationalism used to be FUN, and weāre bringing it back like low-rise jeans and public meltdowns.
Highlights include: š§¬ āMicroplasticsā They're in your balls! ā¢ļø āWW3ā The worldās ending and you might as well look good! š§**āGoy Slopā** Itās whatās for dinner, baby!
So go ahead. SlapĀ the crisis on your Stanley water jug. Irony is back. Stickerpacks are loud again. And World War 3? Itās got some new logos.
Put em on the
Forehead of a libtard at a back alley vape raves hosted in an abandoned Chuck E. Cheeseās. Slap em onĀ boomers. Brimg em to brunch. It's like if your Xbox 360 dashboard got hacked by Alex Jones.
Because if the worldās ending, you might as well look sponsored.
Supplies limited. Sanity is notĀ
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