🚨 BREAKING TRANSMISSION FROM ORBITAL COMMAND 🚨 “GOYBEAM DEFENSE SYSTEMS™ - THE FUTURE OF PERSONAL PROTECTION” Direct from the classified archives of the Global Terror Corporation, this black-ops tee documents humanity’s final stand against celestial manipulation and mass behavioral engineering.Forget tinfoil hats, this is space-grade drip engineered for MIND, BODY, and SPIRIT alignment under heavy frequency fire. Features include: Patented ALPHA BARRIER A96 schematic, blocks 99.9% of unsolicited thought patterns and synthetic empathy waves. Digitally-mapped neural armor, pixel by pixel, a human firewall against passive compliance and polycarbonate addictions. Orbital Weapon Interface print, evidence of the top-secret satellite array now orbiting…
🚨 BREAKING TRANSMISSION FROM ORBITAL COMMAND 🚨
“GOYBEAM DEFENSE SYSTEMS™ - THE FUTURE OF PERSONAL PROTECTION”
Direct from the classified archives of the Global Terror Corporation, this black-ops tee documents humanity’s final stand against celestial manipulation and mass behavioral engineering. Forget tinfoil hats, this is space-grade drip engineered for MIND, BODY, and SPIRIT alignment under heavy frequency fire.
Features include:
Patented ALPHA BARRIER A96 schematic, blocks 99.9% of unsolicited thought patterns and synthetic empathy waves.
Digitally-mapped neural armor, pixel by pixel, a human firewall against passive compliance and polycarbonate addictions.
Orbital Weapon Interface print, evidence of the top-secret satellite array now orbiting at 33° inclination (DON’T ASK WHO LAUNCHED IT).
Rendered in authentic 2001 “defense-contractor-core” visuals: holographic gradients, vapor grids, and obsolete optimism.
This isn’t a shirt. It’s a spiritual anti-frequency uniform for anyone who’s seen the code flicker, who knows the signal isn’t “just noise.”
GOYBEAM DEFENSE SYSTEMS™ Providing physical and spiritual protection since the dawn of directed energy. Trust no orbit. Protect your aura. Stay online.
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Modern and built for the streets—this hoodie’s got that clean everyday look with serious comfort. True-to-size cut, smooth cotton face, and ideal for layering or lounging. Your new go-to, no matter the forecast.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester • Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester • Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester • Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²) • 100% cotton face • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Double-needle topstitch on all seams • Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband • Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets • Under 5% shrinkage
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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