LAST WEEKS NEWS TONIGHT NOW

LAST WEEKS NEWS TONIGHT NOW

by GLOBAL TERROR

Good evening! or whatever time it is down here. Broadcasting to you live from from The Boiler Room its Last Week’s News Tonight Now, the only show brave enough to cover the stories everyone else already forgot about. This isn’t breaking news ... it’s broken news.

In this episode, Faceless returns to bring you a fresh download of deranged headlines, cultural decay, and digital hallucinations that you already memory holed. The world may have moved on, but we didn’t.

👨🏿 Story 1: The Tesla of Trash 👨🏿 - A “brilliant” backyard inventor claims to have solved the energy crisis by microwaving plastic into fuel??? Instantly hailed online as a visionary, a genius, & “the first black inventor to ever exist.” But when you peel back the headlines, the truth starts to melt faster than the plastic itself. Faceless breaks down how Julian Brown didn’t actually invent anything at all, how racially obsessed freaks have been pulling this move for a long time, and why the internet’s obsession with symbolic heroes keeps rewriting history every six months.

🤖 Story 2: SORA AI2 - Your Uncle’s Worst Nightmare 🤖 - OpenAI’s new video model, Sora 2, is here, and it’s realistic enough to make your idiot uncle on Facebook think Bob Ross is back from the dead and he's "totally owning libturds." Faceless explains how this “Photoshop for reality” lets anyone conjure fake worlds, fake crimes, and fake evidence with a single sentence. It’s the most beautiful, terrifying technology drop yet, and maybe the final nail in the coffin of “seeing is believing”

🐸 Story 3: Immigration and… a Frog? 🐸 - Meanwhile, Portland’s protests take a bizarre turn. ICE demonstrations, dancing Redditors in inflatable costumes, and one frog costume that accidentally becomes a political symbol, I can smell it all from here. Faceless dissects how modern activism looks less like revolution and more like a TikTok flash mob, complete with laser pointers, hashtags, and hospital evacuations. Stay tuned to hear about the attack on an ICE vehicle everybody already forgot about.

🎤 Story 4: The Death of Charlie Kirk 🎤 - Finally the story that rattled the internet: the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Faceless unpacks the rumors, the contradictions, and the conspiracies surrounding the event. Within hours, the timelines split into two realities: one side crying, the other side celebrating, and everyone suddenly pretending they cared about politics again. It’s the perfect example of how America processes tragedy now, not through mourning, but through self insertion, speculation, and algorithmic rage.

Faceless breaks down the full fallout from the Boiler Room. The staged outrage, the podcast prophets, the people who spent years riling their fan base and are now suddenly calling it "abhorrent." Every podcaster rushing to cash in on their own sweet little nest egg within the attention economy.

Here’s the truth, Charlie’s death wasn’t going to lead to anything in the short term, but it will definitely change the landscape of politics for us in the future.

Faceless doesn’t pick sides, he pulls the curtain.
This isn’t about Charlie Kirk.
It’s about what his death revealed: a country addicted to outrage, scared of irony, and incapable finding the truth somewhere in the middle. 

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