Have you ever thought you were just dealing with a basic art hoe, only to find out she’s secretly casting spells to get your attention? Welcome to the 2025 version of witchcraft, where manifestation is about as real as your Instagram feed, and the only thing getting hexed is your libido. We're not talking about the witches who used to steal graveyard dirt and use blood magic in the forests to curse their enemies, oh no, those days are long gone.

Today’s witches are far too busy buying crystals from Amazon, lighting TJ Maxx scented candles, and charging their tarot cards under a ring light. Let’s not even talk about how they think a $5 plastic crystal will save their love life (or curse their ex). This is the watered-down, influencer-approved "My self-empowerment journey" version of witchcraft. We’ve come a long way, folks… but not in a good way.

In this video, we’ll take a deep dive into how witchcraft has gone from dark, mysterious rituals in the woods (with an actual risk of getting burned alive by the villagers) to a TikTok trend where girlies are casually manifesting success while inviting demons into their house but wondering why they have horrible nightmares every night. Forget about cutting the heads off chickens to summon the dead. Now, we’re talking about thirst traps paired with full moon spells that you can buy for the low low price of $200, for an extra $75 they'll even tell you when it MIGHT take effect.

Let’s talk about what happens when basic witchcraft meets TikTok fame, how we've gotten to this point, & who's fault it is spoiler alert: its yours. Can they break Donald Trumps force field that’s blocking their hex? & what can we do to reverse course?

Grab your not-so-magical Amazon crystals and light a candle as we explore the wild world of modern witches. This video will make you conscious of things that are seemingly innocuous like astrology and open your eyes to the cultural dangers of performative male manipulators.

Warning: After watching this you may not be able to keep your mouth shut the next time a cute art hoe tries to read your palm, I know its tempting, but it might just save the world.

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