💘 BABES BEHIND BARS: VOL. 1 💘
Dust off the VCR and adjust the tracking, because romance just broke parole.

If you thought love was hard on the outside, wait ‘til you see what it’s like behind steel bars and state issued jumpsuits. Welcome to Babes Behind Bars, the show that takes romance where conjugal visits fear to tread.

Meet our bachelor: Rob Lucero ( @ROBLUCERO4CITYCOUNCIL2.0 ) on paper, Rob is the kind of man who can quote Shakespeare one minute and shake down a loan shark the next. A gangster with a soft heart, a serial romanticizer who’s been down the aisle more times than he’s been down a block. His most recent wife left him not just brokenhearted, but broke slapped him with an approach with caution order and managed to steal multiple homes out from under him like a foreclosure fairy godmother. Now he's on a new quest: to find love in all the wrong places… quite literally. Rob is the only man who is bold (or desperate) enough to look for love where most men fear to swipe: female inmate dating sites. What he finds isn’t just pen pals, it’s a lineup of lethal ladies that could double as a police blotter.

Inside this volume:

• 💔 A sweetheart who decided her boyfriend looked better as a speed bump on the highway.

• 🐕 A woman serving 19 years for doing something so unspeakable to a dog that even Lassie won’t talk about it.

• 🍪 A bouquet of “sweet but deadly” charmers who could bake you cookies, then bury you six feet deep.

• 📸 A Playboy Playmate whose psychologist’s corpse turned up stuffed in the trunk like a gym bag.

• …and much more!

Slip this tape into the VCR and prepare for an hour of love, lust, and a rap sheet longer than the line at the DMV.

Will Rob find true love behind bars, or just a pen pal with a parole hearing?
Pop the popcorn, hide the kitchen knives, and press play on Babes Behind Bars: Volume One the only dating show where the rose ceremony comes with a mugshot.

Now available on VHS straight from the evidence locker.

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💔 Rated: TOO HOT FOR DAYTIME TV

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