THE CRYSTAL

GLOBAL TERROR / LORE

GET IN THE FUCKING CRYSTAL

Deep within Faces pocket dimension, the crystal yearns for the souls of the damned from the farthest parts of the internet. Each soul banished feeds its power. No one is immune to its confinement.

PLUNDER EVERYTHING VALUABLE

MEMBERSHIP DOSSIER

GLOBAL TERROR / MEMBERSHIP

PLUNDERGANG NEVER DIES

The main enforcement arm of PLNDR Corp INTL. In charge of all brute force operations & dissemination of propaganda. The sheer numbers alone strike fear in the hearts of those who become a target.

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MEMBERSHIP

GLOBAL TERROR / MEMBERSHIP

ELITES ONLY

The middle management of PLNDR Corp INTL. devoted to climbing the corporate ladder & getting as close as possible to the all the secrets of the simulation.

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MEMBERSHIP

GLOBAL TERROR / RELIGION

ULTIMATE POWER

The GOYBEAM CULT unlocks the technomancer teachings of FACELESS. The highest level of this cult can grant you the ability to control the masses, at the cost of your own sanity.

RATPACK 1.5

RATPACK 1.5

by GLOBAL TERROR

RatPack 1.5, this one’s different. I had to step out and deliver some tapes, so Eddie Warlock aka Vice Grips took the throne and hosted. What came out of it was less a full-blown episode, more a cursed intermission, raw test footage of us experimenting with the rules of Shock Paper Scissors.

This is where we play Shock Collar Charades, Instead of cattle prods, we strapped on dog collars that lit us up whenever we messed up. Not a little zap, not a tickle, I’m talking shocks that ripped through your body so hard you’d hit the floor, lock up, spasm, and forget how to breathe for a second. It was funny in the most horrible way, the kind of pain that makes you laugh while your teeth are rattling out of your skull.

We had people flailing around trying to mime 9/11, somebody gasping and twitching while trying to get George Floyd across without words, and another poor bastard on the floor acting out foot fetishes while everyone else was doubled over in tears.

RatPack 1.5 isn’t just a side quest, it’s proof that the chaos has no off switch, even when I’m not the one narrating.

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