THE CRYSTAL

GLOBAL TERROR / LORE

GET IN THE FUCKING CRYSTAL

Deep within Faces pocket dimension, the crystal yearns for the souls of the damned from the farthest parts of the internet. Each soul banished feeds its power. No one is immune to its confinement.

PLUNDER EVERYTHING VALUABLE

MEMBERSHIP DOSSIER

GLOBAL TERROR / MEMBERSHIP

PLUNDERGANG NEVER DIES

The main enforcement arm of PLNDR Corp INTL. In charge of all brute force operations & dissemination of propaganda. The sheer numbers alone strike fear in the hearts of those who become a target.

Ready for your promotion?

MEMBERSHIP

GLOBAL TERROR / MEMBERSHIP

ELITES ONLY

The middle management of PLNDR Corp INTL. devoted to climbing the corporate ladder & getting as close as possible to the all the secrets of the simulation.

GLOB

MEMBERSHIP

GLOBAL TERROR / RELIGION

ULTIMATE POWER

The GOYBEAM CULT unlocks the technomancer teachings of FACELESS. The highest level of this cult can grant you the ability to control the masses, at the cost of your own sanity.

RATPACK 1

RATPACK 1

by GLOBAL TERROR

The one that started it all. RATPACK 1 is the unhinged, CKY-era throwback that made Faceless a name you couldn’t ignore.We lit ourselves on fire and dove headfirst into pools. We shot apples at each other like bullets. We bled, bruised, and broke ourselves for YOUR entertainment. This isn’t just a video, it’s a lost artifact from a dirtier, dumber, and somehow better time.

🔥 HUMAN TORCHES: We set ourselves on fire and launched into pools like living fireworks.
🍏 BULLET FRUIT: Apples turned into ammo, leaving bruises that looked like crime scene evidence.
⚡ SHOCK PAPER SCISSORS: Rock, Paper, Scissors was for children, ours ended with a cattle prod to the ribs.
🐸 BUG BUFFET: Frogs, cockroaches, and anything slimy enough to make the audience gag.
🥊 BLOODSPORT: We even took swings at homeless guys for beer money, because pain and pocket change make a great mix when you’re chasing a laugh.

This is the episode everyone talks about, the one people swear reminds them of “a time that’s been lost.” It’s reckless, funny, ugly, and beautiful. Rat Pack 1 isn’t just content, it’s a resurrection of an era when you didn’t stage a prank for likes, you did it for the scar, for the inside joke, for the memory burned into your crew’s brain forever.

So no, it’s not vintage. It’s worse. It’s now. And that’s why it’s legendary.

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