THE CRYSTAL

GLOBAL TERROR / LORE

GET IN THE FUCKING CRYSTAL

Deep within Faces pocket dimension, the crystal yearns for the souls of the damned from the farthest parts of the internet. Each soul banished feeds its power. No one is immune to its confinement.

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PLUNDERGANG NEVER DIES

The main enforcement arm of PLNDR Corp INTL. In charge of all brute force operations & dissemination of propaganda. The sheer numbers alone strike fear in the hearts of those who become a target.

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ELITES ONLY

The middle management of PLNDR Corp INTL. devoted to climbing the corporate ladder & getting as close as possible to the all the secrets of the simulation.

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ULTIMATE POWER

The GOYBEAM CULT unlocks the technomancer teachings of FACELESS. The highest level of this cult can grant you the ability to control the masses, at the cost of your own sanity.

RANKING FENT FOLDS

RANKING FENT FOLDS

by GLOBAL TERROR

Today on PLUNDERVISION I conduct what may be the most important scientific investigation of our generation: What is FENT Folding & what drugs are actually causing it? All while testing the many beautiful forms the human body can take when it decides bones are optional.

We’re breaking down the newest most VIRAL pose since PLANKING & why it's turning grown adults into human lawn furniture, and most importantly, we're classifying the different species of fold currently roaming the streets. Tweaker Yoga. The Flamingo. Human Handbag. & Driver’s Seat Origami.

This is both an educational video and a public service announcement for how we can save the future, remember kids, drugs are BAD Laughing is GOOD.

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