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Deep within Faces pocket dimension, the crystal yearns for the souls of the damned from the farthest parts of the internet. Each soul banished feeds its power. No one is immune to its confinement.

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The main enforcement arm of PLNDR Corp INTL. In charge of all brute force operations & dissemination of propaganda. The sheer numbers alone strike fear in the hearts of those who become a target.

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The middle management of PLNDR Corp INTL. devoted to climbing the corporate ladder & getting as close as possible to the all the secrets of the simulation.

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The GOYBEAM CULT unlocks the technomancer teachings of FACELESS. The highest level of this cult can grant you the ability to control the masses, at the cost of your own sanity.

PLUNDERVISION: EYES

PLUNDERVISION: EYES

by GLOBAL TERROR

Do you ever lay in bed at night genuinely convinced you were born in the wrong body, or that God just fumbled the jawline slider on your character creator?

Congratulations, you have unlocked late stage beauty culture, where real life body horror is sold to you as “self care” and you HAPPILY pay house and home for it.

In this episode I go from clowning "blush blindness" and "diarrhea freckle trends"to diving into the cursed rabbit hole of permanent body modification, plastic surgery, and one Beverly Hills eye surgeon who is fucking up peoples eyes and sending them back into society looking like vampires. We scroll his Instagram, watch the reactions, read the comments, then look at what actual medical sources say about keratopigmentation and eye color surgery. Spoiler, it is not “non invasive” just because they say the phrase in every reel.

This is a video about
• Body dysmorphia being farmed for profit
• Makeup trends mutating into full blown body horror
• People doing irreversible surgery to fix problems that are spiritual, not physical
• Idiots gritting their teeth while thinking "yah this permanent thing I did to myself looks good and not horrible at all"

If you’ve ever thought “if I just had a new jaw, a new nose, a new eye color, a fat cartoon ass, then everything in my life would magically fix itself,” this is for you.

Watch to the end before you let anybody clamp your eyelids open and wipe shitonto your corneas in the name of aesthetics.

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