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Deep within Faces pocket dimension, the crystal yearns for the souls of the damned from the farthest parts of the internet. Each soul banished feeds its power. No one is immune to its confinement.

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PLUNDERGANG NEVER DIES

The main enforcement arm of PLNDR Corp INTL. In charge of all brute force operations & dissemination of propaganda. The sheer numbers alone strike fear in the hearts of those who become a target.

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The middle management of PLNDR Corp INTL. devoted to climbing the corporate ladder & getting as close as possible to the all the secrets of the simulation.

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The GOYBEAM CULT unlocks the technomancer teachings of FACELESS. The highest level of this cult can grant you the ability to control the masses, at the cost of your own sanity.

PLUNDERVISION: AURA

PLUNDERVISION: AURA

by GLOBAL TERROR

This past weekend, NYC hosted what can only be described as “The Met Gala for People Who Quote-RT Each Other.” The Young Republican Club’s 113th annual gala popped off… and then immediately spilled into the street where a case of legendary mistaken identity turned into the slap heard ’round the world.

In this video I break down:

  • What a “gala” actually is (spoiler: rich-people dinner + Epstein island vacation plans)

  • How a protest outside turned into hysteria for a 5ft tall man

  • The destruction of ones aura and its consequences

  • The instant birth of a new reaction image, and the frantic copium press tour afterward

  • My unsolicited life lessons, “warrior mindset” lore, and why your only real redemption arc is… becoming unslappable

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when the “marketplace of ideas” gets replaced by the food court of consequences, welcome home.

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