THE CRYSTAL

GLOBAL TERROR / LORE

GET IN THE FUCKING CRYSTAL

Deep within Faces pocket dimension, the crystal yearns for the souls of the damned from the farthest parts of the internet. Each soul banished feeds its power. No one is immune to its confinement.

PLUNDER EVERYTHING VALUABLE

MEMBERSHIP DOSSIER

GLOBAL TERROR / MEMBERSHIP

PLUNDERGANG NEVER DIES

The main enforcement arm of PLNDR Corp INTL. In charge of all brute force operations & dissemination of propaganda. The sheer numbers alone strike fear in the hearts of those who become a target.

Ready for your promotion?

MEMBERSHIP

GLOBAL TERROR / MEMBERSHIP

ELITES ONLY

The middle management of PLNDR Corp INTL. devoted to climbing the corporate ladder & getting as close as possible to the all the secrets of the simulation.

GLOB

MEMBERSHIP

GLOBAL TERROR / RELIGION

ULTIMATE POWER

The GOYBEAM CULT unlocks the technomancer teachings of FACELESS. The highest level of this cult can grant you the ability to control the masses, at the cost of your own sanity.

DRIVING AND SHOOTING

DRIVING AND SHOOTING

by GLOBAL TERROR

 

In the last episode of BRANDALISM we Cerakoted the infamous Lime Green Uzi, now it’s time to find out if the paint job holds up under pressure. I hit the road with longtime friend of the show, and full-time conspiracy theorist, Izzy N. Griffin.

The first half plays out podcast-style as we drive, riffing on cancel culture, the art of owning whatever label people throw your way, and why the so-called “cart narc” might just deserve a few hard lessons (physical assault). The second half takes us to the desert, where the Uzi finally gets its field test and Izzy learns the basics of running the Glock I just sold him, in proper John Wick, home-intruder fashion.

It’s a mix of road-trip banter, chaotic range drills, bright green firepower, unfiltered conversation, and plenty of dust kicked up in between.

WATCH HERE

 

 

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