In the last episode of BRANDALISM we Cerakoted the infamous Lime Green Uzi, now it’s time to find out if the paint job holds up under pressure. I hit the road with longtime friend of the show, and full-time conspiracy theorist, Izzy N. Griffin.

The first half plays out podcast-style as we drive, riffing on cancel culture, the art of owning whatever label people throw your way, and why the so-called “cart narc” might just deserve a few hard lessons (physical assault). The second half takes us to the desert, where the Uzi finally gets its field test and Izzy learns the basics of running the Glock I just sold him, in proper John Wick, home-intruder fashion.

It’s a mix of road-trip banter, chaotic range drills, bright green firepower, unfiltered conversation, and plenty of dust kicked up in between.

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