THE CRYSTAL

GLOBAL TERROR / LORE

GET IN THE FUCKING CRYSTAL

Deep within Faces pocket dimension, the crystal yearns for the souls of the damned from the farthest parts of the internet. Each soul banished feeds its power. No one is immune to its confinement.

PLUNDER EVERYTHING VALUABLE

MEMBERSHIP DOSSIER

GLOBAL TERROR / MEMBERSHIP

PLUNDERGANG NEVER DIES

The main enforcement arm of PLNDR Corp INTL. In charge of all brute force operations & dissemination of propaganda. The sheer numbers alone strike fear in the hearts of those who become a target.

Ready for your promotion?

MEMBERSHIP

GLOBAL TERROR / MEMBERSHIP

ELITES ONLY

The middle management of PLNDR Corp INTL. devoted to climbing the corporate ladder & getting as close as possible to the all the secrets of the simulation.

GLOB

MEMBERSHIP

GLOBAL TERROR / RELIGION

ULTIMATE POWER

The GOYBEAM CULT unlocks the technomancer teachings of FACELESS. The highest level of this cult can grant you the ability to control the masses, at the cost of your own sanity.

BRANDALISM EP5

BRANDALISM EP5

by GLOBAL TERROR

The Return Of The PissJug

This is the episode where the piss jug sticker goes from being a dumb idea we joked about to a real, tangible piece of design. Execution is the name of the game, because ideas are cheap, and “ideas guys” are the most useless people in any room.

To prove the point, we head out to Poncho the Bandit’s ranch, where things immediately spiral out of control. Between teaching him how to Cerakote, spray-painting the Overlord logo across his shop wall, and dodging firecrackers like we’re twelve years old again, it turns into equal parts branding class and backyard demolition derby. Oh, and we also Cerakote a real Uzi lime green—because if you’re going to talk about execution, you might as well do it with a weaponized highlighter in your hands.

Episode 5 is chaotic, stupid, and probably illegal in at least three states, but it’s also the rawest look yet at what Brandalism is really about: turning half-baked concepts into actual things you can hold, shoot, or slap on a stop sign.

This is Modern Day Alchemy cus we conjuring manifestations into physical reality & shit.

Are you just an ideas guy? or do you finish the job.

WATCH HERE

 

 

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