You ever scroll down Twitter and wonder how humanity even made it this far? Every post is like staring into a mirror that reflects the absolute worst parts of society. That’s what this video is, me going post by post, thought by thought, and cutting down the nonsense with a machete. This is the famous video where I say that no grown man over 21 should have high expectations of his birthday, and apparently that was enough to mobilize an entire digital militia of idiots I now call the “birthday warriors.” Imagine grown adults frothing at the mouth because I told them their confetti emojis and “it’s my day” posts make them look pathetic.

And it doesn’t stop there. I take aim at Disney adult, the eternal children who have traded in their dignity for mouse ears and churros, dragging the culture down into a swamp of consumer worship and arrested development. I rip into the way our taxpayer money gets funneled into bottomless pits propping up internet basket cases on Reddit who mistake their disorders for personalities. I torch the old guys at the gym who act like they know everything and will 'check you' under the guise of mentorship, when in reality they’ve got the physique of a melted candle and deserve to be put in their place publicly.

Every scroll brings another absurdity, another example of why sincerity is dead and why the internet has turned into an asylum where the patients think they’re philosophers. From petty beefs to cultural plagues, this video is pure, unfiltered opinion, raw enough to upset anyone clinging to their little sacred cows, and sharp enough to cut straight through the noise.

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