THE CRYSTAL

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GET IN THE FUCKING CRYSTAL

Deep within Faces pocket dimension, the crystal yearns for the souls of the damned from the farthest parts of the internet. Each soul banished feeds its power. No one is immune to its confinement.

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PLUNDERGANG NEVER DIES

The main enforcement arm of PLNDR Corp INTL. In charge of all brute force operations & dissemination of propaganda. The sheer numbers alone strike fear in the hearts of those who become a target.

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ELITES ONLY

The middle management of PLNDR Corp INTL. devoted to climbing the corporate ladder & getting as close as possible to the all the secrets of the simulation.

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ULTIMATE POWER

The GOYBEAM CULT unlocks the technomancer teachings of FACELESS. The highest level of this cult can grant you the ability to control the masses, at the cost of your own sanity.

DISCOVERING BLACK CINEMA

DISCOVERING BLACK CINEMA

by GLOBAL TERROR

Discovering Black Cinema isn’t even about watching the movies at first, it’s about surviving the shock of scrolling through Tubi and realizing these titles actually exist. You think you’re gonna see some indie art-house drama, but instead you’re face-to-face with cover art that looks like it was Photoshopped on a prepaid phone, titles like Hoes Gotta Eat Too or PPP Loan Hustlers 4, and characters who look like they wandered straight out of a strip club into a casting call.

I went in expecting some cultural gems, but what I found were full-length movies about pimps teaching their hoes how to steal like it’s an after-school program, cinematic epics about scamming COVID relief checks, and coming-of-age stories where the “big discovery” is prostitution. The cover art alone is a fever dream... guns, neon fonts, fishnets, and more stacks of cash than the filmmakers could possibly afford to rent.

It’s not just low-budget cinema, it’s a parallel universe. A place where strippers are superheroes, scammers are role models, and pimps are basically professors. And it’s all sitting on Tubi for free, next to Legally Blonde and Shrek 2

By the end of it, I’m pretty sure these movies are part of a secret government program to get black people to “be creative,” because there’s no way these things are being funded out of pocket.


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