{"product_id":"faceless-x-podawful-pizza-bomber-tee","title":"Faceless x Podawful Pizza Bomber Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet the PODAWFUL\u003cspan\u003e™ \u003c\/span\u003eREDMODE version of this shirt at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/awful.tech\/\"\u003eAWFUL.TECH\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026amp; use promo code AWFUL20 for 20% off that shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/awful.tech\/\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/1837\/6792\/files\/Screenshot_2025-11-23_at_8.49.55_PM.png?v=1763959838\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🚨BREAKING: Y2K MORBID CHIC IS BACK \u0026amp; IT’S ARMED (WITH STYLE)🚨\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho needs true crime podcasts when you can wear the live leak energy of 2003 on your chest? Introducing the “FACELESS X PODAWFUL Pizza Bomber” tee a throwback to the golden age of tabloid chaos, where every crime scene came with its own paparazzi flash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing Bryan \"Poppin Collars\" Wells a.k.a. the Pizza Bomber, part delivery guy, part hostage, part fashion icon (peep the “GUESS” tee and those deadstock New Balances). This shirt pulls security cam drip straight from a Bank heist and slaps it with annotations like it’s a streetwear lookbook.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧠 Brainwashed or trendsetting?\u003cbr\u003e🍕 Pizza delivery or doomed fashion shoot?\u003cbr\u003e💣 Collar bomb or avant-garde accessory?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eY2K didn’t just give us rhinestones and ringtones it gave us catastrophes with character. And this shirt delivers that sweet, vintage panic-porn aesthetic with all the tact of a MySpace bulletins titled “WTF HAPPENED TO HIS NECK?!?”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo politics, no true crime ethics. Just pure, uncut morbid nostalgia served hot, messy, and mostly iconic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuy it now or risk being the only one at the party not ironically referencing federal tragedies.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧨 WEAR IT TO:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCourt dates\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGas stations at 3am\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYour cousin’s conspiracy theory podcast launch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOr just while eating a Hot Pocket and watching grainy crime docs on YouTube\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eACT NOW.\u003cbr\u003eSupplies are limited, public outrage isn't.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWant a tee with a flattering fit and sturdy construction? Look no further. Men’s boxy tee is the best choice for relaxed streetwear looks and layering. With a reinforced neckline and luxe feel, this shirt will be your go-to choice season after season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 7 oz.\/yd.² (237.34 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Oversized relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e• Drop shoulder sleeves\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar reinforced neckline\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TERRORDOTNET","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":43387269382232,"sku":"2328067_23577","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43387269415000,"sku":"2328067_23578","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43387269447768,"sku":"2328067_23579","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43387269480536,"sku":"2328067_23580","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":43387269513304,"sku":"2328067_23581","price":41.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":43387269546072,"sku":"2328067_23582","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":43387269578840,"sku":"2328067_23583","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/1837\/6792\/files\/mens-box-tee-black-front-691bd770f346d.png?v=1763432321","url":"https:\/\/global-terror.net\/products\/faceless-x-podawful-pizza-bomber-tee","provider":"TERRORDOTNET","version":"1.0","type":"link"}