Welcome back to the trenches, a place where your psychic damage fortitude will absolutely be tested, because here, we’re all just clinging to reality by the strength of 1,000 paper stars. In this episode I come across a mental patient who stuffed their dead cat’s ashes into a baby doll, someone who literally used to be a black woman, and an eBay entrepreneur selling “glitch max detector lights” for $1500 that are actually just crushed soda cans with Christmas lights glued to them.

There’s also a man who's genitalia was stolen for a day by Jesus Christ, you heard that right the big JC himself, a woman everyone believes is being gangstalked by the feds because she’s attractive, a man described as being Trevor Phillips - codedwho will not shut the fuck up, and finally, a woman given a life sentence to speak exclusively in a baby voice, maybe one of you will step up to the plate and make an honest woman out of her.

It’s unholy, it’s confusing, and it’s beautiful. Strap in, or don’t, you're not coming out unharmed either way.

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